Great Quotes Of Great MEN
About WIFE.
If a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
-Lee Majors.
After marriage, husband
and wife become two sides
of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still
they stay together.
-Al Gore.
By all means marry. If you
get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one,
you'll become a
philosopher.
-Socrates.
Woman inspires us to great
things, and prevents us
from achieving them.
-Mike Tyson
The great question.. which I
have not been able to answer... is, "What does a
woman want?
-George Clooney
I had some words with my
wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me. -Bill Clinton.
"There's a way of
transferring funds that is
even faster than electronic
banking. It's called
marriage." -Michael Jordan.
Two secrets to keep your
marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong,
admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Shaquille O'Neal.
A good wife always
forgives her
husband when she's
wrong. -Barrack Obama
Marriage is the only war
where one sleeps with the
enemy.
-Tommy Lee.
Saturday, 15 March 2014
The Lord is great Must read
A young man was in a
taxi. He had only 200 in
his pocket. An old lady
came to hims and said ,
my Son , can you please
give me 100 I want to take a Taxi to my
housee. The young man
said , but Granny I have
got only 200 , the taxi is
100 and return is 100 ,
so I don't have money. Then he thought for a
while , the Bible says
Blessed is the hand that
gives
than the one that
receives. He gave the old woman the
100. When it was
time for
him to go back home ,
he knew that he had no
money, he stood there at the taxi park
begging
taxi drivers to help him.
In less than an hour
he
receives an alert
saying , $100, 000 has been deposited into
his
account. He was
shocked , he went to
the nearest bank. They
told him yes that
the money was deposited into his
Account. There was joy
in his face. And he said
these words , for I
know GOD holds my
Destiny. Someone please say
AMEN if you believe that
in JESUS
NAME a miracle can
happen in
your life. Remember , GOD can lift
you up from zero to
HERO!!!!!!!!!!
Type AMEN
if You Believe
taxi. He had only 200 in
his pocket. An old lady
came to hims and said ,
my Son , can you please
give me 100 I want to take a Taxi to my
housee. The young man
said , but Granny I have
got only 200 , the taxi is
100 and return is 100 ,
so I don't have money. Then he thought for a
while , the Bible says
Blessed is the hand that
gives
than the one that
receives. He gave the old woman the
100. When it was
time for
him to go back home ,
he knew that he had no
money, he stood there at the taxi park
begging
taxi drivers to help him.
In less than an hour
he
receives an alert
saying , $100, 000 has been deposited into
his
account. He was
shocked , he went to
the nearest bank. They
told him yes that
the money was deposited into his
Account. There was joy
in his face. And he said
these words , for I
know GOD holds my
Destiny. Someone please say
AMEN if you believe that
in JESUS
NAME a miracle can
happen in
your life. Remember , GOD can lift
you up from zero to
HERO!!!!!!!!!!
Type AMEN
if You Believe
Akpos the thief
Warden: Aha! I’ve caught you stealing fish red-handed.
Akpos: What do you mean by red-handed?
Warden: You’ve got a bucket full of fish right here, you can not talk your way out of it this time.
Akpos: Oh, you don’t understand, I’ve not stolen a thing. These are my pet fish. I bring them to the reservoir once a week for exercise. After they’ve had a good swim, they come back to the bucket and we go back home. I can prove it.
Akpos dipped the bucket in and the fishes swam away.
They both stood in silence for 20, 30, 40 minutes…..No sign of the fish coming back to the bucket.
Warden: Aha, you lying rogue! You steal fish?
Akpos: What fish? Where is your proof?.
One word for Akpos.
Akpos: What do you mean by red-handed?
Warden: You’ve got a bucket full of fish right here, you can not talk your way out of it this time.
Akpos: Oh, you don’t understand, I’ve not stolen a thing. These are my pet fish. I bring them to the reservoir once a week for exercise. After they’ve had a good swim, they come back to the bucket and we go back home. I can prove it.
Akpos dipped the bucket in and the fishes swam away.
They both stood in silence for 20, 30, 40 minutes…..No sign of the fish coming back to the bucket.
Warden: Aha, you lying rogue! You steal fish?
Akpos: What fish? Where is your proof?.
One word for Akpos.
Akpos and the Chronic Stammerer
A man who is a chronic stammerer was looking for a particular street in Lagos.
He could not find it.
He walked up to a bricklayer Akpos and asked for directions; Peee peee please i i i am loo loooo loooking for iiiiikorodu ro road?
Akpos replied; Jus jus just fofo fo follow the the nes nes 2 2 streeet and and turn right that's ikorodu ikorodu road!
The stammerer got angry, gave Akpos a hot slap and said; Are are you joking joking with me?
Akpos replied; No. I'm a stammerer like you!
One word for Akpos.
He could not find it.
He walked up to a bricklayer Akpos and asked for directions; Peee peee please i i i am loo loooo loooking for iiiiikorodu ro road?
Akpos replied; Jus jus just fofo fo follow the the nes nes 2 2 streeet and and turn right that's ikorodu ikorodu road!
The stammerer got angry, gave Akpos a hot slap and said; Are are you joking joking with me?
Akpos replied; No. I'm a stammerer like you!
One word for Akpos.
Akpos the C.E.O
The C.E.O Akpos was walking in the Factory.
He noticed a Guy leaning against the Wall looking around.
He approached him and asked; How much do you earn?
The Guy was amazed and replied; 4,000 Naira sir!
Akpos brought out his wallet and gave the Guy 12,000 Naira and said to him; I pay people here to work and not to waste time. This is your 3 months salary. Now get out of here and never come back.
The Guy said; Thank you sir! 3 times and walked away in a haste.
Akpos then looked at the other workers and asked; Who was that Guy?
The workers replied; He was the Pizza delivery Guy sir!
One word for Akpos.
He noticed a Guy leaning against the Wall looking around.
He approached him and asked; How much do you earn?
The Guy was amazed and replied; 4,000 Naira sir!
Akpos brought out his wallet and gave the Guy 12,000 Naira and said to him; I pay people here to work and not to waste time. This is your 3 months salary. Now get out of here and never come back.
The Guy said; Thank you sir! 3 times and walked away in a haste.
Akpos then looked at the other workers and asked; Who was that Guy?
The workers replied; He was the Pizza delivery Guy sir!
One word for Akpos.
Akpos and the Huge Man
A Boy Akpos worked as a shop attendant in a shop.
The shop sold fruits only in full basket.
A huge man came in and wanted to buy half basket of fruits.
Akpos tried to explain that they sell only full baskets, but the man looked angrily at Akpos and Akpos quickly stopped explaining for fear of being beaten up by the man.
He then told the man to wait a few minutes for him to tell the manager inside the office.
Akpos went in and said; Oga, there is a stubborn stupid man outside who insisted he wants to buy half basket and i tried to explain, but the fool stubbornly refused to leave…
As he was saying this, he noticed that the manager could not reply but was apparently staring at someone behind him.
Akpos looked back and noticed that the man had entered the office and overheard what he has been saying.
Looking for how to escape from this man, Akpos then said; And Oga, this gentleman wants to buy the other half basket.
One word for Akpos.
The shop sold fruits only in full basket.
A huge man came in and wanted to buy half basket of fruits.
Akpos tried to explain that they sell only full baskets, but the man looked angrily at Akpos and Akpos quickly stopped explaining for fear of being beaten up by the man.
He then told the man to wait a few minutes for him to tell the manager inside the office.
Akpos went in and said; Oga, there is a stubborn stupid man outside who insisted he wants to buy half basket and i tried to explain, but the fool stubbornly refused to leave…
As he was saying this, he noticed that the manager could not reply but was apparently staring at someone behind him.
Akpos looked back and noticed that the man had entered the office and overheard what he has been saying.
Looking for how to escape from this man, Akpos then said; And Oga, this gentleman wants to buy the other half basket.
One word for Akpos.
Akpos and the Lion
A man Akpos was given a leave from his office, so he decided to go and spend the leave with his friend in America.
On getting there, the friend took him out to see places and the last place he took him to was the zoo.
In the zoo, they visited the lions' cage.
Suddenly, his friend jumped into the cage.
Akpos, stunned, wondered why he did that, but when the lion approached his friend, he said; Bone, no flesh!
The lion was disappointed when it heard this and turned back and went to sleep.
Akpos could not believe what just happened and he said to himself that he must try this in Nigeria zoo.
So when he came back to Nigeria, he went to the zoo in Benin and
jumped into the lion's cage.
As the lion approached him slowly, he said with confidence; Bone, no flesh!
To his surprise, the lion cheerfully replied; I will manage it!
One word for Akpos.
On getting there, the friend took him out to see places and the last place he took him to was the zoo.
In the zoo, they visited the lions' cage.
Suddenly, his friend jumped into the cage.
Akpos, stunned, wondered why he did that, but when the lion approached his friend, he said; Bone, no flesh!
The lion was disappointed when it heard this and turned back and went to sleep.
Akpos could not believe what just happened and he said to himself that he must try this in Nigeria zoo.
So when he came back to Nigeria, he went to the zoo in Benin and
jumped into the lion's cage.
As the lion approached him slowly, he said with confidence; Bone, no flesh!
To his surprise, the lion cheerfully replied; I will manage it!
One word for Akpos.
Akpos joke1
A man Akpos wanted to rob a house.
As he started to unlock the door, the police patrolling saw him and asked what he was doing!
He replied; This is my house, but i can't get in! I think there is a problem with my keys!
They believed him and helped him to open the door and entered the house together with him.
He took them to the kichen and said; This is my kitchen!
He took them to the children's bedroom and said; These are my children.
He finally took them to the main bedroom where the husband and wife were sleeping together.
Akpos said; This is my wife.
Suprisingly, the police asked him; Who is this man sleeping next to her?
Akpos replied; Oh, that is me!
One word for Akpos.
As he started to unlock the door, the police patrolling saw him and asked what he was doing!
He replied; This is my house, but i can't get in! I think there is a problem with my keys!
They believed him and helped him to open the door and entered the house together with him.
He took them to the kichen and said; This is my kitchen!
He took them to the children's bedroom and said; These are my children.
He finally took them to the main bedroom where the husband and wife were sleeping together.
Akpos said; This is my wife.
Suprisingly, the police asked him; Who is this man sleeping next to her?
Akpos replied; Oh, that is me!
One word for Akpos.
AIRTEL MANUAL INTERNET CONFIGURATION SETTINGS FOR NIGERIA
Many people have been encountering problems trying to configure there Phone for internet using Airtel Push method, this method allows them to push the settings to you over the Air.
But this method is Not supported by all Phones
To configure manually use the below settings
Name: Airtel Nigeria
APN: internet.ng.airtel.com
Ip: 172.018.254.005
Port: Use 80, if it doesn't work use 8080
Username: Internet
Password: Internet
Protocol: Ipv4 and Ipv6
Leave the remaining blank and try to connect
If it doesnt connect call customer care on 111 to call out the settings for your device
But this method is Not supported by all Phones
To configure manually use the below settings
Name: Airtel Nigeria
APN: internet.ng.airtel.com
Ip: 172.018.254.005
Port: Use 80, if it doesn't work use 8080
Username: Internet
Password: Internet
Protocol: Ipv4 and Ipv6
Leave the remaining blank and try to connect
If it doesnt connect call customer care on 111 to call out the settings for your device
HOW TO CREATE A GMAIL ACCOUNT EASILY FOR DUMMIES
This might seem easy, but some people are still finding it difficult to create a Gmail account
You must be atleast 18 years to have a Email account with Google
To register visit http://gmail.com
Click on create New Account
Then fill the Form correctly.
Note you wuld have to verify your account using Your Phone / Mobile number
AFter successful registration, you would recieve 3 mails from Google
Mail no1
This first mail will be telling you to get the official Gmail app
You must be atleast 18 years to have a Email account with Google
To register visit http://gmail.com
Click on create New Account
Then fill the Form correctly.
Note you wuld have to verify your account using Your Phone / Mobile number
AFter successful registration, you would recieve 3 mails from Google
Mail no1
This first mail will be telling you to get the official Gmail app
Get the official Gmail app
The best features of Gmail are only available on your phone and tablet with the official Gmail app. Download the app or go to gmail.com on your computer or mobile device to get started.
Mail no2
Tips to get the most out of Gmail
| Bring your contacts and mail into Gmail On your computer, you can copy your contacts and emails from your old email account to make the transition to Gmail even better.Learn how. |
| Find what you need fast With the power of Google Search right in your inbox, it's easy to sort your email. Find what you're looking for with predictions based on email content, past searches and contacts. |
| Much more than email You can send text messages and make video calls with Hangoutsright from Gmail. To use this feature on mobile, download the Hangouts app for Android and Apple devices. |
| Happy emailing,The Gmail Team |
Mail no3
Gmail's inbox puts you in control
| Meet the inbox Gmail's inbox sorts your email into categories so you can see what's new at a glance, decide which emails you want to read when and view similar types of emails together. Watch the video |
| Choose your categories The Social and Promotions categories are on by default. Add categories like Updates and Forums or remove categories to have those emails show up in your Primary inbox. Learn how to choose categories |
| Customize your inbox If you see a message you want in a different category, you can move it there. On mobile devices, you can even choose which categories create a notification. More customization tips |
If you get this 3mails? then thats all your Gmail account is ready and set
HOW TO REGISTER FOR YAHOO (MEDIA.NET ADS)
Before applying, ensure that your site has the following criterias
1) Have high-quality content and traffic
2) Have a reasonable volume of visitors already using the website
3) Receive majority of traffic from United States / Canada / United Kingdom
4) Have English as the primary language
5) Abide by there Program Guidelines
After fulfilling all this you can proceed to register for Media.net Publisher Network
by visiting there website http://media.net and clicking request an Invite
After that you will recieve a mail stating
Thank you for your interest in Yahoo! Bing Network Contextual Ads, powered by Media.net.
This email confirms that we have successfully received your request for an invitation to our web publisher program.
PLEASE NOTE:
(1) We will begin issuing a limited number of accounts daily.Due to the extremely high volume of interest that we have received, we currently have a backlog, and hence it may take us up to 2 weeks to get back to you on the status of your invitation request.
(2) Each website that you have submitted is individually reviewed by us for approval. There are several factors including advertiser demand, that determine which websites get approved and the order in which we process invitation requests. We will do our best to get back to you as soon as possible.
We truly appreciate your interest in displaying our ads on your website(s).
We are excited to begin working with you!
Warm Regards,
Media.net Team
SOURCE: http://afriwap.com/others-38/how-to-register-for-yahoo-(media-net-ads)
1) Have high-quality content and traffic
2) Have a reasonable volume of visitors already using the website
3) Receive majority of traffic from United States / Canada / United Kingdom
4) Have English as the primary language
5) Abide by there Program Guidelines
After fulfilling all this you can proceed to register for Media.net Publisher Network
by visiting there website http://media.net and clicking request an Invite
After that you will recieve a mail stating
Thank you for your interest in Yahoo! Bing Network Contextual Ads, powered by Media.net.
This email confirms that we have successfully received your request for an invitation to our web publisher program.
PLEASE NOTE:
(1) We will begin issuing a limited number of accounts daily.Due to the extremely high volume of interest that we have received, we currently have a backlog, and hence it may take us up to 2 weeks to get back to you on the status of your invitation request.
(2) Each website that you have submitted is individually reviewed by us for approval. There are several factors including advertiser demand, that determine which websites get approved and the order in which we process invitation requests. We will do our best to get back to you as soon as possible.
We truly appreciate your interest in displaying our ads on your website(s).
We are excited to begin working with you!
Warm Regards,
Media.net Team
SOURCE: http://afriwap.com/others-38/how-to-register-for-yahoo-(media-net-ads)
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